The Latest Conspiracy Theory

I know that this is coming late and some will be surprised that it has taken me this long, but usually I find ways around doing things I don't like to do. Like switching my fricken blogger account to some "google" thing. Obviously I'm still here so if it was their main goal in life to get rid of Miss Parker, then think again! Anyway, I think it's kind of dumb that I can't just keep doing things the way I used to do them.

Speaking of dumb things, along with voting and the message lady on your cell phone, I now think that the sunscreen companys have gotten together with the makers of aloe vera gel and are ploying to make people get sunburnt by TELLING them that the 45 will keep "harmful UVA-UVB" rays out. Because I am living proof that you still can get burned. This really comes from the fact that we went down to the good ol' Salt River to tube on Saturday and... I put 45 on before we even left, then reapplied "at the bridge" with 50. And guess what? Yup, burned to a crisp. We all are. Luckily I had a hat on which saved my ever-sensitive ears and nose, but I was not so lucky when it came to my poor little tummy and knee caps (weird, huh?). As you well know, I'm investigating the cell phone lady as we speak, and the voting thing is always on the agenda, (if you haven't heard my theories on voting stemming from the 2005 MLB All-Star game, I'll fill you in later...), I am now adding a conspiracy with the sunscreen compaines. I'll let you know what I find.