A Bug's Life for me!

For all of you out there wondering, "what ever became of that grasshopper-actor from (the Disney movie) A Bug's Life?" Wonder no more.
He has taken up residence in my house.
And I think he's following me.

Last night when I went into the laundry room to iron my "school clothes" (today was my first day as a REAL GROWN-UP!), there he was, sitting on the ironing board. Now the problem with grasshoppers is, they're too big to go unnoticed, and too big to kill! So, I ironed my clothes on a towel on the bathroom counter instead.

Then, as I was going to see what I could scrounge up for lunch, so that I wouldn't have to in the morning, there he was on the kitchen floor. I actually even ran back into the laundry room to see if it was the same one. The one from the laundry room was not there anymore, so I assumed he had made his way into the kitchen. I hurried about my business and made sure to close my door before I went to bed.

Moreover (now there's a fun transition word!), when I was drying my hair this morning, there he was, hanging out on the door frame. I had a serious heart to heart with him and suggested that he leave the premisis (more like begged him, but whatever!) or I would have to inflict bodily harm. He reluctantly began climbing down the door frame. That was this morning.

Tonight I thought I saw him hopping along the hallway wall. But my dog snatched him up before I could get a good look...