Dealings to be Dealt With
Some of you have been involved in this scandal from the beginning, and we honestly thought it was over at this point. I have some bad news: it's not over.
Yesterday, in the mail no less, I got some disturbing news. Apparently I (still) owe the University of South Carolina just under $400. Now, I have made numerous phone calls and even flew all the way to Columbia just for the sole purpose of trying to resolve this issue... (well, sort of!)
But-- today as I was driving home from an always-eventful day of 6th grade, it hit me: Rob, you know that mysterious USC check you received in the mail a while back? I think I'm funding your after-college fund!!! (-: I'll go ahead and say "you're welcome" now. I know, awfully kind of me!
I guess I'll be calling there tomorrow and speaking with my friend (I think her name is Sharon). Maybe she'll remember me and it'll be like a high school reunion or something.
Good times, good times.
posted by Miss Parker @ 7:51 PM
1 Comments:
Oh gees. I should have known that since the return address on the envelope was from "Leftover Lifeguard Fees From Summer Interns." Shoot.
Oh well, thanks anyways! Tell Sharon I said hello and give her a warm hug for me..it took her some bargaining for me to get the last $25 payment from your account!
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